I know I'm a dumb @$$

Well, as most of you know, I've been going hand's on quite a bit at work lately. Don't know if its the beat, the time of year, whatever.

So, OPD is going to full deployment of the X26 Taser by the end of next year.

I figured cool, I'll sign up now, so I can have it before the holidays.

I had my class yesterday............................and I VOLUNTEERED to go for the 5 second full back-side spread.

It was "shocking" to say the least. I had NO CONTROL of my body but could hear, see and breathe like normal.

I did feel like I had 10 tons pressing down on my torso and gave me the impression that I wasn't able to take deep breathes, but I could.

I was the only one who took the full ride in my class. The rest of the class only took the 1 second jolt.

I now have two 1 inch burn scars on my back to prove it....................................

I know, I know, why am I such a dumb @$$ to VOLUNTEER!!!???!!!

i would of done the same thing

Haha. I saw your myspace status and figured what you were talking about from it. I was thinking to myself..

But hey, I guess you know what the suspect will feel now. And maybe now you know how far you wanna take it on them?

Congrats and good job though on doing it.

damn thats crazy man. you one brave mofo! haha!

damn crazy squirrel

wow nice that is something i would be a dumba$$ to try as well ha ha

i would be one of the dumbasses too.

i'd be too scared to. You're crazy

*shaking head* you better make a good bonus for this. hahaha


Oh yeah Mario (supermario) volunteers for the next training session. hahaha

Lmao thats funny ... seems these new tazers are pretty good then!

hotdamn you have some freakin balls. i thought that i was a bad ass when i was hit with pepper spray in the reserve academy... but i think about it now i beleave i would've gone through with it also...

Yeah, OC, CS, Mace, doesn't matter, the Taser is by far the worst I've felt.

I love CS. Had so much of it in the Army, it didn't phase me anymore.

speaking of badass. I consider Brad the new age Chuck Norris. Which brings me to officially rename this fool "Brad Norris". hahahahaha

Aaaaaaaah no Kirby. I shed a few tears at the last few Police funerals I went to, and I know Chuck doesn't cry, so that wouldn't work.

Besides, think about all the suspects who get a jolt from sparky and they're still around!

squirrel wrote:

Yeah, OC, CS, Mace, doesn't matter, the Taser is by far the worst I've felt.

I love CS. Had so much of it in the Army, it didn't phase me anymore.

BY FAR THE WORST! DUDE I RATHER BET BEAT WITH A PR24, STOMPED ON AND HIT WITH MACE THAN TO BE HIT WITH A TAZER.

OC JACKED ME UP AND I ONLY HAD IT RUBBED BELOW MY EYE. MACE I WAS CRYIN LIKE A NEW BORN.... ILL HAVE TO FIND THE PIX AND POST THE.... I COULDNT BREATH WICH SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME...

Damn you are crazy for sure. I know I would try it though.


Brad, you going to SEMA this year?

No Limitz Ind wrote:

Damn you are crazy for sure. I know I would try it though.


Brad, you going to SEMA this year?

Yeppers, I'll be there. Staying w/ the Chris', and the xA is bagged now. I'll drive it down.

Tim and Evildave will be there on thursday before roll-in, and I'll be there the tuesday or wednesday when it starts.

Very cool. we will have to get together. I am heading up on Saturday I think.

Oh and I finally went back to the gym.. LOL.. so watch out... back up to 270 again.

I lost some weight. Gonna put some back on soon though.

See you in a week and a half!!!!!!!

Damm i wanna try it! fawk that shit....Give it to me! Only couple seconds though.

brads not Crazy he knows he loved it! lol

U crazy brad i would of just gone for the 1 second if its required if not ill pass on it lol i wanna see Kirby do the 5 second

I would not wish the 5 seconds even on my worst enemy!

It was hellacious to say the least.

squirrel wrote:

I would not wish the 5 seconds even on my worst enemy!

It was hellacious to say the least.

i would