Things a guy should never do

Ok we need a thread so that we all know all of the unwritten rules of guydom. I decided to start this thread because I am now traumatized thanks to Tim.

So I was listening to AM Sportsradio and they start talking about sushi. These dudes said it's never ok for 2 guys to go eat sushi alone. I was like ok cool. Then I remembered a few months ago Tim and I went to Little Tokyo and this foo took me to eat sushi. So yes, he totally took advantage of my innocence

So let's start a list of activities 1 or more guys should never take part in.

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4.
5.

Feel free to add to this list. Remember, I am just trying to prevent further embarassment and sense of being taken advantage of

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5.
6.
7.
8.

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6.
7.
8.

When its a group of guys sharing a hotel room I dont see this as a big problem. I actually have a really funny story about this which leads to a subrule for that one. My cousin and a few of our friends went to Vegas. It was 6-8 guys sharing 1 room with 2 beds. So 2 of the guys were wasted a bit earlier than everybody else so they went to bed early. When all the guys returned to the room they found the other 2 sleeping in 1 bed. Their excuse was that they were gonna have to share anyways. Eff that, ghey, haha

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7.
8.

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8.

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends

you mean like this. lol

dspeedy69 wrote:

you mean like this. lol

Wooow LMAO! Thats what we call gang bang central!

wow....

Lmao! Tim had his way with Omar... Classic.

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)

Is that before or after you made this video Chris LOL!!

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1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)

sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)
15. Roller Blade

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)
15. Roller Blade
16. Read or watch that fucking retarded twilight bullshit

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)
15. Roller Blade
16. Read or watch that fucking retarded twilight bullshit
17. Have a favorite on Dancing with the stars

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)
15. Roller Blade
16. Read or watch that fucking retarded twilight bullshit
17. Have a favorite on Dancing with the stars
18. Taking Jager-Bombs together
19. Talking about Anime (I know Im guilty )

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)
15. Roller Blade
16. Read or watch that fucking retarded twilight bullshit
17. Have a favorite on Dancing with the stars
18. Taking Jager-Bombs together
19. Talking about Anime (I know Im guilty )
20. Make a thread to make sure they are not ghey

Hahahahaha. This thread reminds me of the old Miller Light "Man Laws" commercials.

1. 2 guys shall never eat sushi(even more ghey if you sit at a booth)
2. Guyliner and waxed eyebrows is NEVER ok
3. 2 guys shall never dance at a club alone(have seen alot of this lately, always seems to be philipino jabbawokee fans)
4. watch a porno together
5. share a bed together
6. never ask another guy if you got something in you're eye
7. ask another guy to accompany him to the restroom
8. Never make a sigle ladies video with your friends
9. Own a Lady Gaga album (No?)
10. get matching hair cuts with lines cut in the side to match (wilsons lol)
11. Wear matching clothes.(saw these fools at shakeys wearing matching jeans, shoes, and flannels, uber ghey)
12. Wave with two hands
13. "Drift" while dutch ruttering
14. Skate at a skatepark. ( like kirby)
15. Roller Blade
16. Read or watch that fucking retarded twilight bullshit
17. Have a favorite on Dancing with the stars
18. Taking Jager-Bombs together
19. Talking about Anime (I know Im guilty )
20. Make a thread to make sure they are not ghey
21. Talk about ur crack on facebook, lol