From My HR Department

Cussing at Work Alternatives

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
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Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

nice. i shall be using profanity still at work so f_ck off. ha ha ha ha ha ha

I fukin hate pussies

Excuse me sir...

i love a challenge

I will occasionally call someone an asshole or a bitch at work. More difficult though considering all the kids around.

haha nice

LMAO! my boss cuses at work with me all the time lol

omarsxb951 wrote:

I will occasionally call someone an asshole or a bitch at work. More difficult though considering all the kids around.

thats the only time i will actually try and watch my language is when i'm around kids. (which sucks when im at dland btw hahaha.) but other than that, if im around a group of adults i really dgaf. society is so spineless these days. ugh.

/rage-rant

all day at work thats all you hear we all cuss especially our boss haha

ha forreal. i tell my boss he's a bitch ass trick, daily.

Whats wrong with cussing? People just too dam sensitive. People always say follow the "Golden rule" or "if you aren't going to say something nice, don't say anything/nothing at all". That BS is for people with a weak mind that can't talk shit back.

I'm glad I don't have to worrie about HR in my line of work or were all are F$@ked

excuse me kirby?

^I guess we'll have to use this as Kirbys new nickname

AO wrote:

I fukin hate pussies

.....so what your tryin to say is that you like the wang dang...

hahaha

^lmao

[]\//\[\] wrote:

AO wrote:

I fukin hate pussies

.....so what your tryin to say is that you like the wang dang...

hahaha

hahaha. dammit. i was in such a rage after reading that i didnt even think about what i said. lol. :facepalm:

THIS IS FUNNY MAN.... AT MY WORK SUCJ LANGUAGE IS OVER LOOKED NO ONE GIVE A F__k WHAT WE SAY... ABOUT 95% OF THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH SAY THE F WORD... YOU TAKE THAT AWAY THENTHIS WHOLE HOSPITAL WILL BE SILENT....